The Hurricane

I think the people working in the weather stations are mostly men and they really have a good sense of humour. Otherwise why would they name all the hurricanes after women? Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Ophelia and now, Hurricane Rita. There must be some kind of association and common traits between women and hurricanes, very much like men and sports.

I found this short description on hurricanes on the internet. Once I put in the words in brackets, only then I know why the weathermen are so right ...

Hurricanes (a.k.a Women)

Hurricanes (women) need warm (care), moisture (passion) and light winds (appreciation) around them. If the right conditions last long enough, a hurricane can achieve violent winds (climax), incredible waves, torrential rains and floods.

A tropical storm (PMS) becomes lethal when the pressure is not diffused. There are on average twelve Atlantic storms (twelve PMS) each year (month); over a three-year (month) period, approximately five storms strike the United States (men) from Texas to Maine (the whole world). The Atlantic hurricane season begins June 1 (when you forgot to kiss her goodbye) and ends November 30 (when you do the housework). The East Pacific hurricane season runs from May 15 (when you are out with the guys) through November 30 (until you are back at 2 a.m.), with peak activity occurring during July through September (when you sit in front of the tv the whole day).

When storms move into full scale, the heavy rain, strong winds and heavy waves can damage buildings (furniture), trees (newspapers) and cars (dinner). The heavy waves are called a storm surge (mood swings). Storm surge (mood swings) is very dangerous and a major reason why you MUST stay away from the ocean (them) at all costs.