The Apology

Just had this parent who walked in and said:

" Sorry, but can I register for my daughter's A.Maths class? "

" ok, your apologies accepted. You can pay by cash or Nets. "

This is about the only job in the world where people apologise to you and give you money for your meals after that. Shiok only!

Another parent walks in:

" Is this a tuition centre? "

" Yes. "

" So you all give tuition? "

" No, our main business is cloning clowns and spiders, but we do give part-time tuition when we are not doing anything. "

I wish I could capture all these precious funny moments on video and put it in the archives where I keep all the bloopers and outtakes of parents and students. Then 100 years later we can all gather to watch them and roll on the floor laughing together with our walking sticks and wheelchairs.