The Pirate

After nearly a month of Cartoon Network, I am now very sure that if you want be a pirate, the biggest qualification you need to have is a parrot. And you will score points on your resume if the parrot is able to converse with your colleagues and the other sailors.

The eye patch is another item you don't want to miss. It's like a badge on the army uniform, except that this one is usually black and it's over the eye, but both would indicate some sort of achievement and identity. And in the pirate's ranking system, one eye is better than two.

The only thing I dislike about the pirate's uniform is probably the hook. The hook is quite inconvenient because I sometimes have an itch problem around the groin area. I may accidentally scratch it with the wrong hand and in the wrong place ... that would be fatal ... for the manhood.

But then again if you have a wedgie ... then the hook would be handy.

The Art of Drawing (part 2)

The Art of Drawing (part 1)